(ŠJ.B. Stratton and J.M. McNulty 1997)
Who wrote the Hobbit, Two Towers and Return of the King? J.R.R. Tolkein!!
Who wants Rankin-Bass's ass in a sling? J.R.R. Tolkein!!
The only fantasy I'd ever read to my children... But not the Silmarillion!!
Who wants to kill Ralph Bakshi for The Lord of the Rings? J.R.R. Tolkein!!