(ŠJohn Scheeler 2004)</p>

I'm an ancient elf queen<br>
Beauty like a tender teen<br>
Nothing like you've ever seen<br>
One Hobbit's wettest dream!<br>
Blonde hair and blue eyed<br>
Celeborn's enchanted bride<br>
A magic woodland belle<br>
Hotter than the hottest hell!<br>
Lorien to Rivendell<br>
They call me Galadriel!</p>

Real Girl Power,<br>
Ain't found in lace,<br>
Or in some spice that's over done!<br>
But that one small ring,<br>
Could change our fates,<br>
So maybe I should be the one!</p>

Well, I know that ring's worth;<br>
With it I could find re-birth,<br>
Maybe I'd expand my turf:</p>

<i>Mistress Over Middle-Earth!</i><br>

What the heck did I just say?<br>
I must rein in this display!<br>
Why should I be so stressed?<br>
The fellowship is on the quest,<br>
Frodo keeps it, that's the best<br>
Thank the gods, I passed the test!</p>

Real Girl Power,<br>
Ain't found in lace,<br>
Or in some spice that's over done!<br>
But that one small ring,<br>
Could change our fates,<br>
But Frodo's got to be the one!</p>

Real Girl Power,<br>
Ain't found in lace,<br>
Or in some spice that's over done!<br>
But that one small ring,<br>
Could change our fates,<br>
But Frodo's got to be the one!</p>

<b><u>Comments</u></b><br>
Sung to "Three Small Words," as performed by Josie & The Pussycats.</p>