(©Dave Brockie 2001)</p>

Too much stuff<br>
Too much stuff<br>
I've got too much stuff<br>
Too much stuff<br>
Too much stuff<br>
I've got too much stuff</p>

A little calculator in my computer machine<br>
A doctor with a rubber glove that keep my butthole clean<br>
A thing I got in Austria that pulls hairs out my nose<br>
A giant piece of wood that's formed to keep track of my clothes</p>

Too much stuff<br>
Too much stuff<br>
I've got too much stuff<br>
Too much stuff<br>
Too much stuff<br>
I've got too much stuff</p>

A car with wheels that sucks my life because it never mooves<br>
A penis that will help me with the taming of the shrews<br>
A little boat with bells on it oh who could ask for more<br>
I'll sail my ship across the seas and fuck exotic whores</p>

Too much!<br>
Too much!<br>
Too much!</p>

I've got so much stuff<br>
That I can't see my stuff<br>
But here are some prints by a guy named Heironymous<br>
I'm addicted—addicted to stuff<br>
Maybe I should go to "Stuff Anonymous"</p>

A wierd potato peeler that fills an entire room<br>
A wardrobe trunk that's densely packed with moldy pantaloons<br>
A savage giant narwhal with a lacerated spleen<br>
A moldy truss once worn by Freddy Mercury of Queen<br>
Banana bread, etruscan head, a shoe once licked by God<br>
A bunch of stinky band-aids rolled up in a smelly clod<br>
The dark command of <b>Sauron</b> and a face that swarms with bees...<br>
I'd give it all you know if I could find my fucking keys!</p>

<b><u>Comments</b></u><br>
Artist Comment: "As Brad Pitt said in the movie "Fight Club", "If you own too much stuff, it starts to own you". That Brad Pitt. He's a deep one. I really hated him in that movie about Tibet, you know, the one where he's a Nazi? But Tibet was "hot" then, and Hollywood saw a good opportunity to make money off the Tibetan people's suffering, and other people's good intentions..."</p>

<b><u>Other Recordings</b></u><br>
Live From Ground Zero</b> (CD 2002)</p>