(ŠJ.B. Stratton and J.M. McNulty 1997)

Who wrote the Hobbit, Two Towers and Return of the King? – J.R.R. Tolkein!!
Who wants Rankin-Bass's ass in a sling? – J.R.R. Tolkein!!
The only fantasy I'd ever read to my children... – But not the Silmarillion!!
Who wants to kill Ralph Bakshi for The Lord of the Rings? – J.R.R. Tolkein!!